"A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'The boy replied, 'What turkey?'The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!
The game warden said, 'Now look son, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do 
with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his toosh and let him go!"
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May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes and gravy have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize
And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
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Happy Pre-Thanksgiving Everyone! I'm not sure what is different about this year, but I seriously cannot express how EXCITED I am for the holidays. Maybe it's because the girls are already showing excitement for the festivities yet to come (their birthday, Turkey-day, Christmas), or maybe it's because I'm not having to work retail this year, it could even possibly be that we'll actually be able to spend time together with Doug now that he's quit the dealership. Whatever the cause, whatever the reason I am not going to complain...all I have to say is "Bring on the holidays, baby....bring on the holidays."
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